The Smell of Burning Hair

I forgot how much I liked The Hills.  I almost missed most of the premiere because I had to get up and pace, it was all just too exciting.  I mean, they got Mariah!  And she pretended that she's a fan!  And she told us a story about a curling iron accident she once had, kind of like the one Lauren had on the show!  It's possible she also sang, but I didn't stick around for that part.

Everyone else seems to be as excited as I am -- or maybe there's just nothing else on.  Either way, there's almost too much coverage to handle.  This is the best response I've read, today, anyway. -- Pete